In Singapore, oral sex is outlawed
In Harrisburg, Pennsylvaniang, it's illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.
Clinton, Oklahoma, has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car.
In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.
A law in Fairbanks, Alaska, does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.
In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.
In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex with his wife
Women must address bachelors as master instead of mister, according
to an Illinois state law.
A Tremonton, Utah, law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper, but the man doesn't receive any punishment.
A law in Oblong, Illinoise, makes it a crime to make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day.
A law in Alexandria, Minnesota, makes it illegal for a husband to make love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions, or sardines.
Any couple who is making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally
honks the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey, law.
A Helena, Montana, law states that a woman cannot dance on a saloon table unless her clothing weighs more than three pounds, two ounces.
In Aimes, Iowa, a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife.
In the state of Washington, there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (including the wedding night)
The only acceptable sexual position in Washington, D.C., is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.
In Connorsville, Wisconsin, no man shall shoot a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.